THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN
By Robert Browning
1.
Hamelin Town's in Brunswick, By famous Hanover city;
The river Weser, deep and wide, Washes its wall on the southern
side; A pleasanter spot you never spied; But, when begins my
ditty, Almost five hundred years ago, To see the townsfolk
suffer so From vermin, was a pity.
2.
Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats,
And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the
vats, And licked the soup from the cooks' own ladles, Split
open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men's Sunday
hats, And even spoiled the women's chats, By drowning their
speaking With shrieking and squeaking In fifty different
sharps and flats.
3.
At last the people in a body To the Town Hall came
flocking: ``Tis clear,'' cried they, ``our Mayor's a noddy;
``And as for our Corporation -- shocking ``To think we buy gowns
lined with ermine ``For dolts that can't or won't determine
``What's best to rid us of our vermin! ``You hope, because you're
old and obese, ``To find in the furry civic robe ease?
``Rouse up, sirs! Give your brains a racking ``To find the remedy
we're lacking, ``Or, sure as fate, we'll send you packing!''
At this the Mayor and Corporation Quaked with a mighty
consternation.
4.
An hour they sat in council, At length the Mayor broke
silence: ``For a guilder I'd my ermine gown sell; ``I wish I
were a mile hence! ``It's easy to bid one rack one's brain --
``I'm sure my poor head aches again, ``I've scratched it so,
and all in vain ``Oh for a trap, a trap, a trap!'' Just as
he said this, what should hap At the chamber door but a gentle tap?
``Bless us,'' cried the Mayor, ``what's that?'' (With the
Corporation as he sat, Looking little though wondrous fat;
Nor brighter was his eye, nor moister Than a too-long-opened
oyster, Save when at noon his paunch grew mutinous For a
plate of turtle green and glutinous) ``Only a scraping of shoes on
the mat? ``Anything like the sound of a rat ``Makes my heart
go pit-a-pat!''
5.
``Come in!'' -- the Mayor cried, looking bigger And in
did come the strangest figure! His queer long coat from heel to
head Was half of yellow and half of red, And he himself was
tall and thin, With sharp blue eyes, each like a pin, And
light loose hair, yet swarthy skin No tuft on cheek nor beard on
chin, But lips where smile went out and in; There was no
guessing his kith and kin: And nobody could enough admire
The tall man and his quaint attire. Quoth one: ``It's as my
great-grandsire, ``Starting up at the Trump of Doom's tone,
``Had walked this way from his painted tombstone!''
6.
He advanced to the council-table: And, ``Please your
honours,'' said he, ``I'm able, ``By means of a secret charm, to
draw ``All creatures living beneath the sun, ``That creep or
swim or fly or run, ``After me so as you never saw! ``And I
chiefly use my charm ``On creatures that do people harm,
``The mole and toad and newt and viper; ``And people call me the
Pied Piper.'' (And here they noticed round his neck A scarf
of red and yellow stripe, To match with his coat of the self-same
cheque; And at the scarf's end hung a pipe; And his fingers,
they noticed, were ever straying As if impatient to be playing
Upon this pipe, as low it dangled Over his vesture so
old-fangled.) ``Yet,'' said he, ``poor piper as I am, ``In
Tartary I freed the Cham, ``Last June, from his huge swarms of
gnats, ``I eased in Asia the Nizam ``Of a monstrous brood of
vampyre-bats: ``And as for what your brain bewilders, ``If I
can rid your town of rats ``Will you give me a thousand guilders?''
``One? fifty thousand!'' -- was the exclamation Of the
astonished Mayor and Corporation.
7.
Into the street the Piper stept, Smiling first a little
smile, As if he knew what magic slept In his quiet pipe
the while; Then, like a musical adept, To blow the pipe
his lips he wrinkled, And green and blue his sharp eyes twinkled,
Like a candle-flame where salt is sprinkled; And ere three
shrill notes the pipe uttered, You heard as if an army muttered;
And the muttering grew to a grumbling; And the grumbling
grew to a mighty rumbling; And out of the houses the rats came
tumbling. Great rats, small rats, lean rats, brawny rats,
Brown rats, black rats, grey rats, tawny rats, Grave old plodders,
gay young friskers, Fathers, mothers, uncles, cousins,
Cocking tails and pricking whiskers, Families by tens and dozens,
Brothers, sisters, husbands, wives -- Followed the Piper
for their lives. From street to street he piped advancing,
And step for step they followed dancing, Until they came to the
river Weser Wherein all plunged and perished! -- Save one
who, stout as Julius Caesar, Swam across and lived to carry
(As he, the manuscript he cherished) To Rat-land home his
commentary: Which was, ``At the first shrill notes of the pipe,
``I heard a sound as of scraping tripe, ``And putting
apples, wondrous ripe, ``Into a cider-press's gripe: ``And
a moving away of pickle-tub-boards, ``And a leaving ajar of
conserve-cupboards, ``And a drawing the corks of train-oil-flasks,
``And a breaking the hoops of butter-casks: ``And it
seemed as if a voice ``(Sweeter far than by harp or by psaltery
``Is breathed) called out, `Oh rats, rejoice! ```The world
is grown to one vast drysaltery! ```So munch on, crunch on, take
your nuncheon, ```Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!'
``And just as a bulky sugar-puncheon, ``All ready staved, like a
great sun shone ``Glorious scarce an inch before me,
``Just as methought it said, `Come, bore me!' `` -- I found the
Weser rolling o'er me.''
8.
You should have heard the Hamelin people Ringing the
bells till they rocked the steeple ``Go,'' cried the Mayor, ``and
get long poles, ``Poke out the nests and block up the holes!
`Consult with carpenters and builders, ``And leave in our
town not even a trace ``Of the rats!'' -- when suddenly, up the
face Of the Piper perked in the market-place, With a,
``First, if you please, my thousand guilders!''
9.
A thousand guilders! The Mayor looked blue; So did the
Corporation too. For council dinners made rare havoc With
Claret, Moselle, Vin-de-Grave, Hock; And half the money would
replenish Their cellar's biggest butt with Rhenish. To pay
this sum to a wandering fellow With a gipsy coat of red and
yellow! ``Beside,'' quoth the Mayor with a knowing wink,
``Our business was done at the river's brink; ``We saw with our
eyes the vermin sink, ``And what's dead can't come to life, I
think. ``So, friend, we're not the folks to shrink ``From
the duty of giving you something to drink, ``And a matter of money
to put in your poke; ``But as for the guilders, what we spoke
``Of them, as you very well know, was in joke. ``Beside,
our losses have made us thrifty. ``A thousand guilders! Come, take
fifty!''
10.
The Piper's face fell, and he cried, ``No trifling! I
can't wait, beside! ``I've promised to visit by dinner-time
``Bagdad, and accept the prime ``Of the Head-Cook's
pottage, all he's rich in, ``For having left, in the Caliph's
kitchen, ``Of a nest of scorpions no survivor: ``With him
I proved no bargain-driver, ``With you, don't think I'll bate a
stiver! ``And folks who put me in a passion ``May find me
pipe after another fashion.''
11.
``How?'' cried the Mayor, ``d'ye think I brook ``Being
worse treated than a Cook? ``Insulted by a lazy ribald
``With idle pipe and vesture piebald? ``You threaten us, fellow?
Do your worst, ``Blow your pipe there till you burst!''
12.
Once more he stept into the street, And to his lips
again Laid his long pipe of smooth straight cane; And ere
he blew three notes (such sweet Soft notes as yet musician's
cunning Never gave the enraptured air) There was a
rustling that seemed like a bustling Of merry crowds justling at
pitching and hustling, Small feet were pattering, wooden shoes
clattering, Little hands clapping and little tongues chattering,
And, like fowls in a farm-yard when barley is scattering,
Out came the children running. All the little boys and girls,
With rosy cheeks and flaxen curls, And sparkling eyes and
teeth like pearls, Tripping and skipping, ran merrily after
The wonderful music with shouting and laughter.
13.
The Mayor was dumb, and the Council stood As if they
were changed into blocks of wood, Unable to move a step, or cry
To the children merrily skipping by, -- Could only follow
with the eye That joyous crowd at the Piper's back. But
how the Mayor was on the rack, And the wretched Council's bosoms
beat, As the Piper turned from the High Street To where
the Weser rolled its waters Right in the way of their sons and
daughters! However he turned from South to West, And to
Koppelberg Hill his steps addressed, And after him the children
pressed; Great was the joy in every breast. ``He never can
cross that mighty top! ``He's forced to let the piping drop,
``And we shall see our children stop!'' When, lo, as they
reached the mountain-side, A wondrous portal opened wide,
As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed; And the Piper advanced and
the children followed, And when all were in to the very last,
The door in the mountain-side shut fast. Did I say, all?
No! One was lame, And could not dance the whole of the way;
And in after years, if you would blame His sadness, he was
used to say, -- ``It's dull in our town since my playmates left!
``I can't forget that I'm bereft ``Of all the pleasant
sights they see, ``Which the Piper also promised me. ``For
he led us, he said, to a joyous land, ``Joining the town and just
at hand, ``Where waters gushed and fruit-trees grew, ``And
flowers put forth a fairer hue, ``And everything was strange and
new; ``The sparrows were brighter than peacocks here,
``And their dogs outran our fallow deer, ``And honey-bees had lost
their stings, ``And horses were born with eagles' wings;
``And just as I became assured ``My lame foot would be speedily
cured, ``The music stopped and I stood still, ``And found
myself outside the hill, ``Left alone against my will,
``To go now limping as before, ``And never hear of that country
more!''
14.
Alas, alas for Hamelin! There came into many a
burgher's pate A text which says that heaven's gate Opes
to the rich at as easy rate As the needle's eye takes a camel in!
The mayor sent East, West, North and South, To offer the
Piper, by word of mouth, Wherever it was men's lot to find him,
Silver and gold to his heart's content, If he'd only
return the way he went, And bring the children behind him.
But when they saw 'twas a lost endeavour, And Piper and dancers
were gone for ever, They made a decree that lawyers never
Should think their records dated duly If, after the day of the
month and year, These words did not as well appear, ``And
so long after what happened here ``On the Twenty-second of July,
``Thirteen hundred and seventy-six:'' And the better in
memory to fix The place of the children's last retreat,
They called it, the Pied Piper's Street -- Where any one playing
on pipe or tabor, Was sure for the future to lose his labour.
Nor suffered they hostelry or tavern To shock with mirth a
street so solemn; But opposite the place of the cavern
They wrote the story on a column, And on the great church-window
painted The same, to make the world acquainted How their
children were stolen away, And there it stands to this very day.
And I must not omit to say That in Transylvania there's a
tribe Of alien people who ascribe The outlandish ways and
dress On which their neighbours lay such stress, To their
fathers and mothers having risen Out of some subterraneous prison
Into which they were trepanned Long time ago in a mighty
band Out of Hamelin town in Brunswick land, But how or
why, they don't understand.
15.
So, Willy, let me and you be wipers Of scores out with
all men -- especially pipers! And, whether they pipe us free from
rats or from mice, If we've promised them aught, let us keep our
promise!
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